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But what other opportunity would you have to speak to a human without the risk of being found? Slowly, as though it might break at any moment, you touched the green button before holding the device up to your ear.

Someone by the name of Jungkook was calling. It took you only a moment however to remember that the human cellphone was in it, and you pulled it out to look at the screen. You were shaken from your thoughts by the bag at your side vibrating angrily and playing some tune far too loud. You wished you could be there in the sunlight, but the risk was far too great–small humans climbed all over these same rocks all day long, and you would undoubtedly be seen. You loved the spot–it was quiet, safe, warm, and close enough to the beach to listen to the parties going on not far off. Later that night, after you’d given up your search and had collected a ridiculous number of bottle caps, you sat in a little cluster of rocks just barely off shore. This was perfect! There were many who collected human items that would kill to have something like this! You slipped it into the bag you brought along before continuing your search. It was in a protective case, and when you pressed the “on” button experimentally, the screen lit instantly. You hoped to find something equally as fascinating tonight, but nothing could have prepared you for the excitement of finding a phone half-buried in the sand. Once other mermaids had an interest in it, you could trade it for something more practical–like a bottle of alcohol, perhaps.

Only last week you’d found what you were fairly sure Humans called a “hoodie”, and while it did you absolutely no good whatsoever, it was a pleasant green color and you were sure wearing it could start a trend. But the things humans dropped into the ocean were too strange to simply leave them there–and too fun, as well. You were too close to shore and you knew it. Uhhh don’t look at the tweets too closely they have some mistakes but I’m lazy and don’t want to fix them Inspired by the saying: “May the two of you be so close that when one cries, the other tastes salt.” Lol okay so this probably isn’t what you had in mind, but I wanted it to be pretty different from Fish Out of Water. Anonymous said: “FISH OUT OF WATER NAMJOON VERSION? PLSSSS?”

I want it i need it i have it lyrics ditch it trash it